Santa Claus made it to our house rather early this year at 11:52pm. I was still awake, so I grabbed my camera and got this shot of him just as he was laying his finger aside his nose and giving the proverbial nod, etc.
He didn’t think it was funny when I told him he looked like a black Rip Taylor, so he pegged me in the eye with a lump of coal. Asshole.
Years after the fact and the Goatse stuff just keeps popping up all over the place.
If I weren’t married to my hardshell case and the wonderful feeling I get every time I remove my iPod from it and see it in its unscratched brand-spankin’ new-esque glory, I would have to have the iGoatse. It’s even available in black, so you can listen to the Misfits (aka the Misgoats) and feel all gushy and warm inside… Starting from the bottom, of course.
What we really need to see at Wal-Mart this holiday season is the TubGirl® Brand Chocolate Fountain! Ohhh, make your Holiday Party special.
I’ve been getting slammed from all over the world with searches for “guy castrating himself video” (and all variations possible) and “elastrator video.” Perhaps you should all stop living vicariously through the misadventures of a handful of lost souls true adventurers and start the nut cuttin’ yourselves?
Anyone who is worth their salt in punk rock history knows The Misfits. Last night I was trudging around online, trying to figure out exactly where I lost the enthusiasm I once had for punk—reminiscing about how innocent, nihilistic and yet idealistic it all really was and how I wish it could still be that way—when I happened upon the Misfits Wikipedia entry. I realized that their history has got to be one of the most colorful in terms of outrageous makeovers, reinventions and regroupings of any band ever… That Jerry Only is a real master of marketing it seems.
Then it occurred to me that there is a bigger merger possibility here that is hinted at in a Misfits t-shirt for sale at their website…
Am I the first to notice the similarity to our favorite gut-wrenching homoerotic Internet meme? I searched around for a bit and decided I would be the first to carry this vision to fruition…
And so, unveiled here for the first time, I bring you… THE MISGOATS!
Our entry into the bizarre world of Toenail Removal videos on YouTube. It’s lame, but it’s real.
