Jan 30
Jan 11
Mommy: We’re going to get kolaches today, Kei!
Kei: gah-lah-shizz…?
Daddy: No, not galoshes, honey, ko-lah-cheez! You get to have a kolache for breakfast today!
Kei: i get to have a ko-lah… CHEESE today…? for breh-fass..?
Daddy: Yes, you get to have a kolache today! But daddy doesn’t get a kolache today, daddy has to go to the doctor.
Kei: daddy doesn’t get to have ko-lah-cheese today? daddy hafta go to… the doctor?
Daddy: Yeah, and it’s kinda scary…
Mommy: (scowling at Daddy) No, it’s not scary…
Kei: daddy scared at doctor…?
Daddy: No, not at all… (realizing my faux paux—we shouldn’t tell her that doctors are scary) Daddy’s not scared of the doctor! Doctors aren’t scary… It’s just that… I mean… Kei’s doctor is nice… Daddy’s doctor is an asshole…
Mommy: (glaring) John, don’t say that!
Kei: daddy doctor is a ehhz ho…?
Daddy: (laughing) Yeah, well… he is! Hahahahah!
Kei: he’s a azz ho…?
Mommy: (now laughing along) John, don’t laugh…
Daddy: But it’s funny, Mommy! Hahahaha!
Kei: he’s a azz hole… heheheh… dats funny… azz hole…
