Hello Sluggo:

I was watching Tina Fey’s spot-on Sarah Palin impression from last night’s Saturday Night Live when it occured to me, “Is everyone else as curious about the scar on Tina Fey’s face as I am?” So I simply entered her name as a Google search and let the query suggestion feature answer the question for me.

Beyond the scar issue, there was one thing that really stuck out—66,800 searches for tina fey wikipedia. Why not just, um, go to wikipedia and search tina fey there? Are people really that lazy?

This also makes me think that Tina Fey’s Scar would be a good band name.

Today, my neighbor informed me that her lawn sprinkler sprays water in a square pattern, so it is the best for getting into corners.

Then there’s Dan Haggerty’s Smiling Jesus painting, which is just absolutely… Well, I’m just short the words to descibe it.

What the sprinkler thing has to do with Smilin’ Jesus, I don’t know, but they’re two things I learned about today that I thought were worth sharing with you.