Hello Sluggo:

Following up on my recent crack pipe-themed rant, I see we have another esteemed guest!

Dude is from Fairport, New York. He’s on the hunt for someplace where he can score Used Crack Pipes.

Now, I thought purchasing used drug paraphernalia would be like second-hand dildos—who’d wanna buy that?! Apparently it takes all kinds…

Then again, I doubt crackheads are super choosy.