Hello Sluggo:

I’ve decided to start listing my pet peeves here, in numbered format, as I think of them. You will be astonished at how high the list will go.

PET PEEVE #1: The use of the word sexy to describe anything other than something that is of sexual in nature or is derived from the concept of sex, i.e., a sexy woman, a sexy man, a sexy person, a sexy dress, a sexy adult film, etc. Cell phones, cars and software are not sexy. I don’t get wood when I open Adobe Photoshop, nor when I drive my vehicle or use my phone. You guys need to get a life. Or a thesaurus. If you got horny when you saw the iPhone, you’re a loser. ‘Nuff said.